Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

Ogden Nash's Popular Quotes

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

- Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

- Ogden Nash

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

- Ogden Nash

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

- Ogden Nash

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

- Ogden Nash

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

- Ogden Nash

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

- Ogden Nash

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

- Ogden Nash

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

- Ogden Nash