I liked myself better when I wasnt me.

- Carol Burnett

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

- Carol Burnett

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

- Carol Burnett

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)…

- Carol Burnett

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of charact…

- Carol Burnett

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

- Carol Burnett

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn…

- Carol Burnett

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order…

- Carol Burnett

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

- Carol Burnett