Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

- David Frost

Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.

- David Frost

There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedi…

- David Frost

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

- David Frost

A broad definition of crime in England is that it is any lower-class activity that is displeasing to the upper class.

- David Frost

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

- David Frost

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.

- David Frost

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

- David Frost

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

- David Frost