You know, it is a terrible thing to appear on television, because people think that you actually know what you're talking about.
Interpretation
Being on television can give the impression of expertise, which may not always be true.
David Attenborough's quote humorously reflects the paradox of television appearances, where the medium often creates an illusion of authority and knowledge. He suggests that despite being seen as an expert simply for being on screen, the reality is more complex, and public perception can be misleading.
In practice
In a comedy sketch about the media's portrayal of experts.
I don't think we are going to become extinct. We're very clever and extremely resourceful - and we will find ways of preserving ourselves, of that I'm sure. But whether our lives will be as rich as they are now is another question.
I'm against this huge globalisation on the basis of economic advantage.
I would be absolutely astounded if population growth and industrialisation and all the stuff we are pumping into the atmosphere hadn't changed the climatic balance. Of course it has. There is no valid argument for denial.
There's a small worm called Loa Loa Filariasis. This parasite can survive in one environment exclusively- namely, underneath the skin and inside the eyes of human beings. Children and the elderly in tropical regions (usually the poorest) are the most widely affected. A painful, slow death is virtually certain. The worm can actually live in the host for 17 years before the host finally dies.
The fundamental issue is the moral issue.
It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying that margarine was the same as motherhood, people would think I was a liar.
You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. There is something positively brutal about the good temper of most modern men.
Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise.
I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
A lot of comic actors derive their main force from childish behavior. Most great comics are doing such silly things; you'd say, 'That's what a child would do.
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