Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Interpretation
The quote suggests that the American Dream is an illusion that requires a level of ignorance or denial to accept.
George Carlin's quote critiques the concept of the American Dream, implying that it is not a realistic goal but rather a fantasy that many are conditioned to believe in. It points to the idea that the values and promises tied to the American Dream may not align with the reality experienced by many individuals, indicating a disconnection between aspiration and actual achievement.
In practice
This quote can be used in a discussion about social issues and economic inequality.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Pain in the present is experienced as hurt. Pain in the past is remembered as anger. Pain in the future is perceived as anxiety. Unexpressed anger, redirected against yourself and held within, is called guilt. The depletion of energy that occurs when anger is redirected inward creates depression.
RELIGION: A set of beliefs held as dogmas, dominating the conduct of life, going beyond or contrary to evidence, and inculcated by methods which are emotional or authoritarian, not intellectual.
Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty.
The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight.
It's a no-win argument - that business of what we're born with and what our environment does to us. And it's a boring argument, because it simplifies the mysteries that attend both our birth and our growth.
Nothing is miserable unless you think it so; and on the other hand, nothing brings happiness unless you are content with it.
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