Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal. I can finally get to that goal. Then y…

- Sid Caesar

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me and said, "Gee, that's like Uncle David…

- Sid Caesar

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

- Sid Caesar

If I don't believe it, I don't care.

- Sid Caesar

Every language has its own music.

- Sid Caesar

After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.

- Sid Caesar

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

- Sid Caesar

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

- Sid Caesar

If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

- Sid Caesar