I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

- Rick Reilly

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

- Rick Reilly

A man is more than his failings.

- Rick Reilly

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

- Rick Reilly

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

- Rick Reilly

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

- Rick Reilly

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more th…

- Rick Reilly

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus…

- Rick Reilly

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

- Rick Reilly