The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

- Margo Kaufman

Probably is not a word I like to hear when I'm talking about our chances of recouping a huge investment.

- Margo Kaufman

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

- Margo Kaufman

One person's mess is merely another person's filing system.

- Margo Kaufman

I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.

- Margo Kaufman

Remodeling defies the principles of modern commerce. You shell out great sums of money to people over whom you have no authority or power, yet these …

- Margo Kaufman

Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed animal.

- Margo Kaufman

It seems to be a rule of life that the less qualified you are to give counsel, the more counsel you give.

- Margo Kaufman

Call me an alarmist, but there are certain words I don't like to hear together: cheap fireplace, discount brakes, cut-rate surgery.

- Margo Kaufman