When I was in therapy about two years ago, one day I noticed that I hadn't had any children. And I like children at a distance. I wondered if I'd like them up close. I wondered why I didn't have any. I wondered if it was a mistake, or if I'd done it on purpose, or what. And I noticed my therapist didn't have any children either. He had pictures of his cats on the wall. Framed.
If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover. - Spalding Gray
If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.
- Spalding Gray
How theraputic it is to surrond yourself with people stranger than yourself. - Spalding Gray
How theraputic it is to surrond yourself with people stranger than yourself.
I see [my pen] as an extension of my musculature. It's like being a painter. It's the closest I can get to my breath. - Spalding Gray
I see [my pen] as an extension of my musculature. It's like being a painter. It's the closest I can get to my breath.
I'm kind of this control freak that likes to create his own hells before the real one can get to him - Spalding Gray
I'm kind of this control freak that likes to create his own hells before the real one can get to him
Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos. - Spalding Gray
Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos.
I knew I couldn't live in America and I wasn't ready to move to Europe so I moved to an island off the coast of America - New York City . - Spalding Gray
I knew I couldn't live in America and I wasn't ready to move to Europe so I moved to an island off the coast of America - New York City .
The only thing I don't doubt is my doubt. - Spalding Gray
The only thing I don't doubt is my doubt.
Real life has always let me down. That's why I do the monologues. I have always said I would rather tell a life than live a life. But I have to live … - Spalding Gray
Real life has always let me down. That's why I do the monologues. I have always said I would rather tell a life than live a life. But I have to live …
I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel. - Spalding Gray
I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.
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