Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.
Interpretation
Words are powerful tools for expressing truth, and one should not fear them even when they convey uncomfortable realities.
George Carlin emphasizes the significance of facing and speaking the truth through words. He suggests that while words can sometimes be unpleasant, they serve as important vehicles for honest communication and should not be feared. Embracing truth, regardless of its nature, is essential for personal growth and understanding.
In practice
In a motivational speech about the importance of honesty, you could use this quote to emphasize that facing uncomfortable truths is vital for growth.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity.
Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
The best thing that can happen to a human being us to find a problem, to fall in love with that problem, and to live trying to solve that problem, unless another problem even more lovable appears.
I've started horses since I was 12 years old and have been bit, kicked, bucked off and run over. I've tried every physical means to contain my horse in an effort to keep from getting myself killed. I started to realize that things would come much easier for me once I learned why a horse does what he does.
Let the wise guard their thoughts, which are difficult to perceive, extremely subtle, and wander at will. Thought which is well guarded is the bearer of happiness.
A wish is a desire without energy
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