But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed. - Charlie Sheen
Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.
- Charlie Sheen
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I decl… - Charlie Sheen
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I decl…
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. - Charlie Sheen
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on. - Charlie Sheen
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view. - Charlie Sheen
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. - Charlie Sheen
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. - Charlie Sheen
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying'… - Charlie Sheen
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying'…
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. - Charlie Sheen
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
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