There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote humorously highlights unattainable desires, suggesting that envy, complete satisfaction, and an ample supply of champagne are perpetually out of reach.
Dorothy Parker's quote cleverly points out the human condition of perpetual longing, using humor to depict how envy and complete contentment are often impossible to achieve. By including 'sufficient champagne,' she adds a playful element that underscores the idea that even the pleasures of life can feel insufficient, emphasizing a universal truth about desire and happiness.
Themes
EnvyContentmentChampagneHumorDesire
In practice
Example use cases
This quote could be used in a speech about human desires at a social gathering.
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