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Vincent Gallo has put a curse on my colon and a hex on my prostate. He called me a 'fat pig' in the New York Post and told the New York Observer I have 'the physique of a slave-trader.' He is angry at me because I said his 'The Brown Bunny' was the worst movie in the history of the Cannes Film Festival... _x000D_ it is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of 'The Brown Bunny.'
Roger Ebert
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What this quote means

This quote reflects on personal attacks while maintaining a comedic perspective on body image and artistic criticism.

In this quote, Roger Ebert humorously addresses a personal insult from director Vincent Gallo, emphasizing how Gallo's criticism of Ebert's physical appearance lacks impact compared to the permanence of Gallo's work as a filmmaker. Ebert acknowledges his weight but juxtaposes it with the idea that superficial judgments do not overshadow his thoughts on film and art, highlighting a blend of self-deprecation and resilience.

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HumorCriticismBody ImageSelf-AcceptanceFilm

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Example use cases

This quote can be used in a humorous speech at a film festival to lighten the atmosphere.

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