Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
Douglas AdamsRead
Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
Interpretation
The quote humorously advises skepticism about online information while paradoxically endorsing itself.
Douglas Adams playfully reminds us to be cautious about the information we encounter on the internet, pointing out the irony in encouraging belief in his own statement while simultaneously promoting skepticism. It highlights the prevalence of misinformation online and the humorous contradictions that often arise in discussions about truth and trustworthiness in digital communication.
In practice
In a presentation about digital literacy, you can use this quote to illustrate the importance of questioning online sources.
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. [...] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
Computers are still technology because we are still wrestling with it: it's still being invented; we're still trying to work out how it works. There's a world of game interaction to come that you or I wouldn't recognise. It's time for the machines to disappear. The computer's got to disappear into all of the things we use.
What the computer in virtual reality enables us to do is to recalibrate ourselves so that we can start seeing those pieces of information that are invisible to us but have become important for us to understand.
We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
People come up to me in airports, they walk into the office, and they say, 'I'm going to cry; I'm going to pass out.' And I say, 'Please don't pass out; I'm not a doctor.'
For your own safety, do not ever tell an astrophysicist, I hope all your stars are twinkling.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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