People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will RogersRead
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that observing government actions is inherently amusing and does not require embellishment.
Will Rogers' quote reflects the idea that the absurdities and failings of government can be so pronounced that they seem like a joke in themselves. Instead of creating comedy, he implies that truth and reality serve as his comedic material, indicating a deeper commentary on the political landscape and the role of humor in society.
In practice
In a stand-up routine about politics, you might quote this to highlight how truth can be more entertaining than fiction.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.
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I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it. What do I do in that situation? Get through it.
All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
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