I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Interpretation
Being a hero is often a temporary role that comes and goes quickly.
Will Rogers humorously observes that the role of a hero is fleeting. People may be celebrated for their heroic actions for a short time, but this recognition can fade, highlighting the transient nature of fame and heroism in society. It suggests that while heroism is admired, it may not always have lasting significance.
In practice
Using this quote in a speech about the fleeting nature of celebrity culture.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
I think the best comedians have that bravery and courage to say, 'This is what it is. This is unfair; that's not cool.'
Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. *all cheer for Shakespearean insults*
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
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