I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Interpretation
Being a hero is often a temporary role that comes and goes quickly.
Will Rogers humorously observes that the role of a hero is fleeting. People may be celebrated for their heroic actions for a short time, but this recognition can fade, highlighting the transient nature of fame and heroism in society. It suggests that while heroism is admired, it may not always have lasting significance.
In practice
Using this quote in a speech about the fleeting nature of celebrity culture.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
To watch a football game is to be in a prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening at a distance than a game. I don't wonder the spectators take to drink.
No-one is exempt from speaking nonsense β the only misfortune is to do it solemnly.
Use the word 'zeitgeist' as often as possible. Ideally, you want to find words that sound familiar but people don't really know their definitions: 'zeitgeist,' 'bildungsroman,' 'doppelganger' - better yet, anything Latin. But avoid 'paradigm.' It's so 1994. If you say the word 'paradigm,' everybody knows you're a poser.
I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
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