I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers. - Dave Allen
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
- Dave Allen
My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties. - Dave Allen
My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.
It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand - Dave Allen
It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand
I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things. - Dave Allen
A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way. - Dave Allen
A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they gi… - Dave Allen
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they gi…
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. - Dave Allen
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks li… - Dave Allen
How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks li…
Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you. - Dave Allen
Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.
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