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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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What this quote means

This quote humorously critiques ineffectiveness in processes and the futility of engaging with certain types of people.

George Bernard Shaw's quote encapsulates the idea that while efforts may be underway ('the wheels are turning'), they're often misguided or inefficient ('the hamsters are all dead'). He emphasizes the importance of acknowledging the absurdities in trying to simplify tasks for the incompetent ('make it idiot-proof'), as it can lead to even more foolishness. Furthermore, the analogy of wrestling with a pig highlights the futility and the inevitable mess that comes from engaging in pointless arguments with those who revel in them; the pig enjoys the mud of debate, while the other party ends up dirty and frustrated.

Themes

AbsurdityFutilityHumorEngagementArgument

In practice

Example use cases

In a humorous speech about corporate inefficiencies.

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