When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Constitutionally I don't exist. - Prince Philip
Constitutionally I don't exist.
- Prince Philip
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years. - Prince Philip
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people. - Prince Philip
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation. - Prince Philip
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. - Prince Philip
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys." - Prince Philip
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans. - Prince Philip
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody. - Prince Philip
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
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