Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't …

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I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

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I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't belie…

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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

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In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediat…

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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

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I recently attended a pro-drug rally... in my basement.

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I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I kn…

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