Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Billy Crystal's Popular Quotes

It is better to look good than to feel good.

- Billy Crystal

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

- Billy Crystal

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

- Billy Crystal

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the footb…

- Billy Crystal

Change is such hard work.

- Billy Crystal

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

- Billy Crystal

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

- Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

- Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal