My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister
They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass th… - Michael Mcintyre
They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass th…
- Michael Mcintyre
I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's … - Michael Mcintyre
I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's …
My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc..… - Michael Mcintyre
My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc..…
There are only two conditions where you’re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it’s snowing or the death of a celebrity. - Michael Mcintyre
There are only two conditions where you’re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it’s snowing or the death of a celebrity.
Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel. - Michael Mcintyre
Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.
I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker. - Michael Mcintyre
I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.
So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face. - Michael Mcintyre
So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.
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