A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him. - Irvin S. Cobb
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
- Irvin S. Cobb
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Irvin S. Cobb
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial. - Irvin S. Cobb
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. - Irvin S. Cobb
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job. - Irvin S. Cobb
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.
Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'! - Irvin S. Cobb
Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue. - Irvin S. Cobb
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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