Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
Interpretation
The term bipartisan often conceals deceptive practices within politics.
George Carlin's quote highlights the skepticism surrounding the concept of bipartisanship in politics. He suggests that when political parties come together under the guise of cooperation, it may actually be a cover for insincerity and manipulation, implying that true collusion often lies beneath this seemingly positive collaboration.
In practice
During a political debate, one could use this quote to highlight skepticism towards politicians who claim to work together.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
In the family of punctuation, where the full stop is daddy and the comma is mummy, and the semicolon quietly practises the piano with crossed hands, the exclamation mark is the big attention-deficit brother who gets overexcited and breaks things and laughs too loudly.
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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