Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

- Mark Twain

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

- Mark Twain

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

- Mark Twain

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

- Mark Twain

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

- Mark Twain

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

- Mark Twain

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

- Mark Twain

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

- Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

- Mark Twain