Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

- David Feherty

The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going …

- David Feherty

It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.

- David Feherty

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the high…

- David Feherty

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

- David Feherty

I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, infl…

- David Feherty

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

- David Feherty

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

- David Feherty

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers a…

- David Feherty