And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
I would like you to teach [the orcs] civilised behaviour," said Ladyship coldly. He appeared to consider this. "Yes of course, I think that would be quite possible," he said. "And who would you send to teach the humans?
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What this quote means
This quote highlights the irony of teaching civility while questioning the lack of it in humanity itself.
In this quote from Terry Pratchett, the speaker is addressing the concept of civilized behavior and the irony of who is considered civilized in the first place. By suggesting that orcs could learn civilized behavior, it raises questions about the prejudices we hold toward others and calls into doubt the civility of humans who may be in need of instruction themselves. It confronts the idea that civility is not inherent but learned, and challenges the reader to reflect on their notions of 'us' versus 'them'.
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Example use cases
During a discussion on social behavior at a community meeting.
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