Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.
Interpretation
The quote expresses skepticism towards symbols and the emotional responses they evoke, suggesting a more critical perspective on patriotism.
George Carlin's statement reflects his ambivalence towards symbols like yellow ribbons and American flags, indicating that he believes such symbols are superficial representations of deeper issues. He distinguishes between those who are emotionally invested in these symbols and his own perspective, which prioritizes critical thinking over emotional attachment to patriotic imagery.
In practice
In a discussion about blind nationalism at a community forum.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
People who exploit others come to spend an enormous amount of energy wondering about and justifying that exploitation.
Don't run your life by what's legal or illegal. Run your life based on what's right or wrong.
The vast numbers of people who suffer some kind of mental illness under capitalism can either think, 'there is some failing with me, if only I could fit into this system better, if only I were working harder, if only I could enjoy these empty pleasures more, then things would be OK' or 'the problem is with the system that is making me ill.'
... you cannot make a man clean [simply] by washing his shirt.
I am concerned about the whole man. I am concerned about what the people, using their government as an instrument and a tool, can do toward building the whole man, which will mean a better society and a better world.
What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer
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