Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

- Jimmy Demaret

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

- Jimmy Demaret

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

- Jimmy Demaret

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in th…

- Jimmy Demaret

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

- Jimmy Demaret

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

- Jimmy Demaret

Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

- Jimmy Demaret

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

- Jimmy Demaret

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

- Jimmy Demaret