If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
- Dorothy Parker
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Dorothy Parker
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host. - Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. - Dorothy Parker
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Dorothy Parker
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty. - Dorothy Parker
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Dorothy Parker
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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