As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.
I'm clean and dope like heroin soap - Andy Milonakis
I'm clean and dope like heroin soap
- Andy Milonakis
I was a huge Internet junkie. - Andy Milonakis
I was a huge Internet junkie.
I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative. - Andy Milonakis
I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
I had sadness for breakfast. - Andy Milonakis
I had sadness for breakfast.
I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show. - Andy Milonakis
I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't e… - Andy Milonakis
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't e…
I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after a… - Andy Milonakis
I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after a…
I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper. - Andy Milonakis
I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some dee… - Andy Milonakis
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some dee…
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