Virtual reality is just air guitar writ large..
I am about to learn what it's like to live here..
Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you..
Just look at my face. Its an extraordinary experience. All of my friends who are grandparents have been saying, just wait, a bit cynically, but its j….
Everything is expressed through RELATIONSHIPS..
I'm not in any sense anti-Facebook..
We don't say nothing more. What else is there to say? Everything and nothing. You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing..
What comes will also go. What always is will alone remain..
I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..
Knowledge was not meant to be locked behind doors. It breathes best in the open air where all men can inhale its essence..
Whether you're on TV or on the stage, you have to work hard to stay fresh, real, and full of energy. You can't settle back. You always have to stay o….
Love is in the air but the air is highly polluted.
The Romans brought devestation, but they called it peace..
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..
Meryl Streep is awesome. I really want to work with Emma Stone; she is adorable. Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's….
Nothing is true and everything is permitted..
We are what we wear, we wear what we are.
Sermonettes make Christianettes..
Only the fittest will survive..
Love manifests towards those whom we like as love; towards those whom we do not like as forgiveness..
When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes..