Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday an….

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism..

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

We must prepare for everything..

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win..

I had no Freedom. I had nothing..

When something possesses me, I go ahead and do it..

I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!.

All the backstories are there but not talked about..

it wont be possible to be famouse without courage..

When you're the ingénue no one is really interested in you for that..