Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

There was a time when He was not..

Faith is agreeing with God and saying what He says about you..

If your not annoying somebody, you're not alive..

When I began to read, I began to exist.

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas..

History is always repeating itself, but each time the price goes up..

Ontogeny re-capitulates phylogeny..

A text is evolutionary by its very nature..

We are not going to let Donald Trump bankrupt America the way he bankrupted his casinos..

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

Once you'd resolved to go, there was nothing to it at all..

Perpetual optimism is annoying. It is a sign that you are not paying attention..

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy..

Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess..

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates..

Some people say the things I do are annoying because I'm intentionally trying too hard to be relatable, but I'm really not. It's never really been my….

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic..