A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded..
The pain that's created by avoiding hard work is actually much worse than any pain created from the actual work itself. Because if you don't begin to….
She gave me a false address, took off with my American Express, sunspot baby, sure had me way out guessed..
There are 7 billion people on the planet. Pretty much everyone is doing sex. It's not like you need to order the "baby-starter kit" on Amazon. Instin….
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby..
I shook myself; I was dreaming. As I went to bed the words of the eighth-grade class's teacher, when the class got to Evangeline , kept echoing in my….
Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, thou….
It is an active flame that fliesFirst to the babies in the eyes..
The American taxing structure, the purpose of which was to serve the people, began instead to serve the insatiable appetite of government. If you wil….
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last..
Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato ….
Just as the baby boom generation seemed to believe it was the first to discover sex, many of its members also seemed to think they were the first to ….
I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me..
Babies cry, make noise, go here and there. But it annoys me when a baby cries in church and there are those who say he needs to go out. The cry of a ….
On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?.
That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes..
The Almighty appeared on earth as a helpless human baby, needing to be fed and changed and taught to talk like any other child. The more you think ab….
We were never meant to be baby, we just happened.
Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed. "So awesome!" Echo yelled back. "He is funny," a nymph ventured. "And cute, in a scrawny way," another sai….
I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me..
I like my body so much more now since having my baby..