A live action movie is work, and an animated movie is you showing up in your pajamas once every three months, or in my case, just a splash of baby po….
I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I’ll savor ….
I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom..
When you're acting, everything is there around you, you just have to believe that it's real. When you're standing there with a slightly grey wig on a….
When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts..
You know, I always like being the bad guy. It just comes more natural to me. I don't gotta smile, I don't gotta kiss babies. It's easier to tell peop….
Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant..
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby..
I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby..
I've always wanted to do blow with Genghis Khan, 'bet that guy knows how to party. I also think a bottle of wine with Hitchcock would've been cool. A….
Take my heart with you, baby girl. It follows you....always..
Inside my head I carry: my baby goat, my baby brother, my ama's face, our family's future. My bundle is light. My burden is heavy..
I had a little bit of resistance to the idea of taking energy away from my work, and the baby comes along and, lo and behold, that's exactly what hap….
Where men had once howled and hacked at one another, and fought nip-and-tuck with nature as well, the machines hummed and whirred and clicked, and ma….
For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs ….
A father carries pictures where his money used to be..
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby"..
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life..
I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, ….
You see, with [designing]weapons, it is like a woman who bears children. For months she carries her baby and thinks about it. A designer does much th….
Anyone who has breast-fed knows two things for sure: The baby wants to be fed at the most inopportune times, in the most inopportune places, and the ….