Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!.
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in ….
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A….
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches t….
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between y….
My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and ….
People say the media is feeding the public's hunger for celebrity news, but that's the drug pusher's mentality. I don't think anybody would be pining….
'We have to be back in three hours,' Ronan said. 'I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.' 'This,' Gansey replied, 'is precisely why I didn't w….
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to ….
just remember: i love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby..
I'm not religious. I do have a baby - a four-month old girl - and that's a religion in itself..
You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s..
The Water Babies "Young and Old" When all the world is young, lad, And all the trees are green; And every goose a swan, lad, And every lass a queen; ….
I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby..
In the States, the HIV transmission from mother to child is almost completely preventable - the only mothers who really do transmit it are the ones w….
Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people, look at their dead baby. I….
What do you eat?" "Baby bunnies." She narrowed her eyes, so I grinned and said, "Adult bunnies, too. I'm an equal-opportunity bunny-eater..
You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you..
I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time..
There seems no intrinsic reason why everyone shouldn't be (self-actualising). Apparently every baby has possibilities for self-actualisation, but mos….
Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son..