Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal of ….
I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on..
It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy..
Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so we won't break.….
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE SENCE OF HUMOR I HAVE. ALL THE STUFF….
You just came wild and sexy all over my hand and even left some claw marks on my back to prove it. Don’t go getting shy on me now. ‘Cause baby, befor….
Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience - in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most important ….
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do i….
When a picture can't make it on its own, the producers pull in a 'controversial' message - the way a couple whose marriage is falling apart decide to….
I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a rea….
The sweetest thing I've ever known was like the kiss on the collarbone, the soft caress of happiness, the way you walk, your style of dress, I wish I….
I was always trying to pick guys up. I'd ask guys out and stuff like that. I had no pride. I was the biggest lurch at dances, waiting for the ladies'….
Shall I tell you something I've been noticing? The mistrust this society has for women. All kinds of experts and officials are terrified because so m….
Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are ….
I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby is a fish you're not sure you're goin….
Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention is as marvelous as a newborn child..
No one else noticed, or cared. It was just something they did. Taking other people’s livestock. Other people’s lives. She watched the soldiers, hatin….
This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby..
They have no consciousness therefore. Therefore what? Therefore we are free to use them for our own ends? Therefore we are free to kill them? Why? Wh….
I dream of a world where people from different backgrounds are praying and working for the flourishment of communities different from them, and I fin….
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forci….