Quotes on Bad Hair

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't.

We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.