Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
As I approach my 88th birthday, it's become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, aren't quite what they used to be. The p….
Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has ….
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes..
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce..
Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin.
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get ….
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I am at that age when you panic at the slightest thing..
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled..