He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and ….
When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom's camera and make a movie parody ….
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely..
On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles..
To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do f….
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average dri….
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with….
They are the we of me..
I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went..
When you have an economically unequal society, you end up with huge swaths of society that are disposable, basically..
I grew up playing classical guitar, so everything I learned was rooted in technique, form, presentation..
I prefer nothing, unless it is true..
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my f….
In New Orleans, you can pitch a rock and hit a great trumpeter..