Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don’t think of until too late..
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on..
Try to be original in your play and as clever as possible; but don't be afraid to show yourself foolish; we must have freedom of thinking, and only h….
We live in this world like a child who enters a room where a clever person is speaking. The child did not hear the beginning of the speech, and he le….
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and—.
Belief gets in the way of learning..
The newspapers! Sir, they are the most villainous - licentious -abominable - infernal - Not that I ever read them - No - I make it a rule never to lo….
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh..
And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey..
Store up reservoirs of calm and content and draw on them at later moments when the source isn't there, but the need is very great..
People often get the wrong impression of Mick. The clever businessman is just one side of Mick. The other side is the same as the rest of us, a true ….
Life is a mystery; that means it cannot be solved. And when all efforts to solve it prove futile, the mystery dawns upon you. Then the doors are open….
Every one of Joel's important songs--including the happy ones--are ultimately about loneliness. And it's not 'clever lonely' (like Morrissey) or 'int….
It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more ….
Never try to have the last word. You might get it..
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate..
I know no place at which an Englishman may drop down suddenly among a pleasanter circle of acquaintance, or find himself with a more clever set of me….
From now on the enemy is more clever than you. From now on the enemy is stronger than you. From now on you are always about to lose..
I've driven all through America and I know there are a lot of clever people between the coasts. But they have a slightly old-fashioned view of the wo….
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave..
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke..