Even the worst that happens to you can be converted into GOLD if you are clever enough..
Those who are clever in imagination are far more pleased with themselves than prudent men could reasonably be..
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared..
You are good for nothing unless you are clever..
I want you any way I can get you. Not because you’re beautiful or clever or kind or adorable, although devil knows you’re all those things. I want yo….
A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar..
I think my older sister was probably more clever, but I worked very hard..
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'..
Life, it turns out, is infinitely more clever and adaptable than anyone had ever supposed..
Satirical writers and speakers are not half so clever as they think themselves, nor as they are thought to be. They do winnow the corn, it is true, b….
If I ever see another Shakespeare production where somebody drives a Jeep on stage, I'm going to run screaming up the aisle. These tend to be matters….
I asked my mum, who's a very clever psychotherapist, and she says that kids love stories about death; they need it, they need to have stories that de….
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. Take my word for it, the si….
People try to do all sorts of clever and difficult things to improve life instead of doing the simplest, easiest thing-refusing to participate in act….
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it..
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual ….
Oh, nice one, honey. Yes. Clever. That's becoming quite a familiar quotation in its own right, isn't it? Maybe I should just add it to the next editi….
It's clever, but is it Art?.
More than his exterior hit me. I felt warm and safe just being with him. He brought comfort after my terrible day. So often with other people I felt ….
Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and twice as beautiful as you'd ever imagined. Yester….
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don’t think of until too late..