Christ. Seven years of college down the drain..

I do not think that a Physician should be admitted into the College till he could bring proofs of his having cured, in his own person, at least four ….

As much as I'd like to think I'm an expert in quarterbacks I'm probably not. But, I think college quarterbacks are put in positions where they have t….

...a college education feeds an adolescent in one end and gets a young adult out the other. In the process of those four years that person has change….

...if use is not an appropriate criterion for decision making in the academic life, what is? Love. ...The virtues of love as a criterion for choosing….

People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that so it would be like I'd ….

Legislators who are of even average intelligence stand out among their colleagues. . . . A cultured college president has become as much a rarity as ….

There was a male sketch group in my college. I was like why isn't there a female sketch group? So then I started doing sketch comedy and all that stu….

I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in golf, and I guess all I could think abou….

This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have suited it much better….

You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner... If you pu….

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials..

Tate University - A large football stadium, with a college attached..

As a Fundamentalist I had discovered while I was in college that it is possible to dismiss the entire Church as having gone off the rails by about AD….

I worked at my high school newspaper at Andover, which came out weekly, unusual for a high school paper. Then my first day at Penn I went right to th….

I went to college to study hospitality. I quickly got out of that and realized that what I liked to do was write..

The preparation I had in college was the most valuable..

I was trained at classical piano as a youngster back in PA. To rebel, I bought a drum set and played in some rock & roll bands. In college I picked u….

To those who say climate change is not caused by human activity or that addressing it will harm the economy, let's encourage them to go to college, t….

I had too much respect for the game to leave it behind or to make it my second or third sport in college.

I'm most enthused by the younger people...and I wouldn't have said that two years ago. I spoke at two college campuses (in Wisconsin) and the studen….