I'm most enthused by the younger people...and I wouldn't have said that two years ago. I spoke at two college campuses (in Wisconsin) and the studen….

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how ….

It's okay to be lost in college..

What every college must do is hold up before the young the spectacle of greatness..

I wrote comedy sketches in college..

The church that is man-managed instead of God-governed is doomed to failure. A ministry that is college-trained but not Spirit-filled works no miracl….

I boxed through college and I played college level football. I was a linebacker..

When I get the ball, for some reason I see holes. I'm not really sure how..

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and le….

The reform of a college English department cuts no ice down at the corner garage..

The college stations have a big voice, and I would like to become more involved with them. I would like to have symposiums with the members of variou….

If anything, I was the opposite of most college students who think they can do anything..

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really k….

To my wife 'I told you I was sick'..

I had a tremendous horror of going into the Army. That is probably why I went to college for so long..

I'm always studying. I probably wrote the most papers of any college quarterback..

The institutions of college athletics exist primarily as unreality fueled by deceit. The unreality is that universities should be in the business of ….

I know they say (Stalin) killed 20, 30, 40 million people. It's bullsh*t. (I have yet to find) one crime that Stalin committed..

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a colle….

School was a waste of time for me. I was bored and left at 16. I started taking correspondence courses at college instead. I did incredibly well. I w….

You feel like you're an outcast. You're the old man. I promise you, all the kids, none of them have beards. They all just have a little stubble on th….