I wanted to do the comic strip. I tried to get it syndicated, and I sent some examples to a syndication company, and they sent me a rejection letter!….

History is at once freedom and necessity..

I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while..

I serve society by rocking!.

I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have been really, really great comedians.….

The great god Pan is dead..

It’s almost always sadder to stay than to depart.

I'm just someone who observes a lot..

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen th….

We all become what we pretend to be..

We are not revived because we sing; we sing because we are revived..

It is not what you do. It is that you do..

Leadership is more doing than dash..

All that I seek is already within me..

To be is to stand for..

I've never been onstage in my life..

Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast..

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'.

I've always put myself intensely into my work..

Fear is the biggest motivator..

There's something bad in everything good and something good in everything bad..