You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..

Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians..

Those that innovate the future understand history the best..

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

There is power in forgiveness..

We take what what we can get..

I'm a professional food eater..

I'm never afraid of research. I relish it!.

Living, it can be sad too..

I stray away from formulaic, the formatted..

We like to have work to do, so as to have the right to rest..

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?.

When I look in the mirror, I see an ever-unfolding process..

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever..

The beauty of Netflix is that you can figure out a good part of the season before you get started. You're never in the hole of, "Oh, we've already re….

I feel like always wanting more... that's how you grow and learn. You can't just be satisfied with where you are. There's so much more to learn and c….

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure..

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro..

When you don’t have much, having less isn’t so bad..

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the "Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're j….

Anything that can be measured can be improved.