I don't think I was a good comedian..

Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly..

As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves..

Nothing develops intelligence like travel..

I like making movies..

Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me?.

Celebrity is intoxicating..

Education liberates a woman..

Alastair Moock is the second coming of John Prine..

A celebrity now is someone who's on the telly..

Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong..

I fear for the democratic system. And I fear for our liberties. Only a small group of people fights for our liberties. Once we start on the slippery ….

God comes to you disguised as your life..

I'll always come for you. I'll always find you..

The gods are cruel not because they make us work. They are cruel because they allow us to hope..

What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics..

Don't do nothing because you can't do everything. Do something!.

I am not an adolescent, nor a romantic. I analyze objectively..

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle..

I've never been much of a joiner..

Freedom only exists when it doesn't belong to anybody..