You cannot kill what you did NOT create.
Success is best when its shared.
I never thought of myself as a writer..
Every time you enter a space, you are on public display. Nothing is private..
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors..
I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes..
I love Evensong. There's something sad and essentially English about it..
God never violates the trust we put in Him..
Everyone had so much to say..
Anything you throw yourself into, you better get yourself out of..
The great appear great to us..
Don't do nothing because you can't do everything. Do something!.
I’ve always loved Alice Cooper..
It is better to look good than to feel good..
Success isn't something that occurs. Success is something that you create.
We are called not to adjust ourselves to each other, but to adjust ourselves to God..
I live as I choose or I will not live at all..
I don't back down for anybody..
Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come….
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it..
Saying the words that come from knowledge is no sign of having it..