There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes..

Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Ha….

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

Everything I do, I do for love..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

All of the music works on its own, but it doesn't really make as much sense without the picture..

You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your st….

I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have been really, really great comedians.….

I am always tying up and then deciding to depart..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

When you are handed something instead of having to work for it, you don't respect it as much..

Nobody can ever take Michael Jackson's place, it's only one Michael..

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

Just as we are what we eat physically, we are also what we consume spiritually..